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A few weeks ago I had downloaded the demo for the new Alien vs. Predator game, excited because I love both franchises. I was eager, excited and began to play.

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Dear Riot Games: Adding snow to an existing level does not make it a new level. That being said, let’s get to the game itself.

Brace yourself for an ego-shattering pee-hole invasion. This is the sort game style that releases urethra weasels upon the casual gamer. The learning curve is more than steep; it’s the slippery curve of an erect penis looming over you, mocking your impotent attempts to mount it. And if you manage to get on top? Well, if you didn’t play DOTA and you don’t have a friend to show you how to play League of Legends get ready for a thing or twelve (inches).

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Dragon Age? More like FAGON age. Read the rest of this entry »